Thank you, Rod Stewart. Seriously.

Earlier this year, Rod Stewart married model Penny Lancaster, promising
to love and honor the latest version of his eerily uniform
young-blonde-wife prototype. The new Mrs. Stewart is younger than
Stewart’s own young daughter, and at this rate, it’s hard to believe
the deeply lined rocker won’t end up dating his own distant, blonde
descendants. But it turns out, Rod, you are to be thanked. And the
pre-menopausal ladies you callously jilted? They should thank you most
of all. No, not because they don’t have to sleep with you anymore, but
for something much more important. Scientists say, in not exactly these
words, that it is the old goats who keep the human race alive for
longer…  More at The Huffington Post.